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Masterlist

I write about alternate reality Yunjae.

You don't have to send me a friend request to read my bad fics.

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06 November 2015 @ 11:10 pm

Romance Aisle Number One

Title: Romance Aisle Number One
Author:

countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Bookstore, Coffee-shop, Fluff, General, Requited Love, Romance, Valentine's Day
Summary: Prompt: Why the fuck are you choosing that for a gift to your crush AU

// After a heartbreak, Jaejoong has a self-imposed dating ban. But Jaejoong finds it hard to control himself when he meets Yunho. Luckily, Yunho has a crush he wants to win over. It's the best solution-- Jaejoong gets to flirt with a Uknow lookalike while abiding to his promise.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Café, alternate universe - bookstore, alternate universe - high school, changmin-yunho friendship, dbsk inception, flirty!jaejoong, fluff, jaejoong best, jaejoong!barista, jaejoong!job, jaejoong!love guru, nemesis!ara, no nudity, no sex as usual, obsessive tagging, yunho!geeky, yunho!weird

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27 October 2015 @ 11:20 pm

The Timely Christmas Fic

Title: The Timely Christmas Fic
Author:

countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Fluff, General, Romance
Summary: Prompt: My boss is always telling me how perfect her son would be for me and she promises he’s coming to the next holiday party and don’t worry he’s heard all about me too and ALSO there’s this dude I slept with once a couple of months ago and sometimes he still sends me dick pics when I ask him to at 3 in the morning cause seriously dude’s got a good dick AU.

// Jaejoong's boss likes his cute and capable ass and she thinks that he's a hella match for her gay son. Jaejoong fancies Yunho well enough, because pretty fingers mean pretty dicks, but none could be as nice as Anonymous Stranger's in New York.

and

koshimaeeee for telling me to get my ass together, which really helped me to sit down and pull through this. For

lindabelinda99 and

stillsawake for being ass nerds.

I'm in Korea and if you're also in motherland could you play with me? Also, did you notice the 'oh i saw your penis!' trash. I hope you noticed it too and you were like wtf, and you were being so respectable for once, smh. And there was actual character development here.

Leave a comment, really. I haven't written for 14346816587681 months, and I need some lies, like oh, that was pretty good you nerd or something, idk.

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30 June 2015 @ 11:10 am

The Chronicles of Jaejoong's Layover in Narita

Title: The Chronicles of Jaejoong's Layover in Narita
Author:

countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Fluff, General, Romance
Summary: Prompt: I just discovered that you can buy vibrators at the airport, but while I was trying to load my bag into the overhead compartment on the plane, it fell out and landed right in your lap. How am I supposed to spend the next four hours sitting next to you and not die of embarrassment???
// With 1.5 hours to spend in Narita Airport, Jaejoong strolls about, is confronted with the disappointment of the closure of his favourite coffee shop, scares a salesgirl with his dildo preferences (11" please), and is duped by his best friend, Yoochun, to harrass salesgirls about their breasts. But that's all before his newly acquired Made in Japan monster dildo makes a shining appearance in front of a Uknow doppelgänger (how unembarrassing).

Warning: 1. Inaccurate portrayal that Japanese people can't speak English when they can. 2. Kyle the vibrator spans majority of the story, while Yunho only enters in the third last page of the fic. It's quite a respectable fic, to be honest.

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24 June 2015 @ 10:00 am

My Favourite Sweatpants Dick

Title: My Favourite Sweatpants Dick
Author:

countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, College!AU, Fluff, Frottage, Happy, Romance
Warning: Sweatpants dick only happens like in the fourth last page of the story. It's quite a respectable fic, to be honest.
Summary: Inspired by sweatpants dick from The Feeling of Your Skin Locked Inside My Head by bleep0bleep.
Jaejoong and Yunho weren't friends but even before they are assigned to do a 10-paged report within a single week, Jaejoong already knew that Yunho was a smart and good-looking boy that competed in National level Hapkido competitions. What he didn't know was that Yunho occasionally went commando under his sweatpants.

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17 June 2015 @ 12:29 pm

Press '1' For The Love of Your Life

Title: Press '1' For The Love of Your Life
Author:

countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Fluff, Happy, Romance
Warning: Eight years age difference, nothing explicit though; Drunk people do not act this way, I think
Summary: Prompt- Accidentally called your number while drunk asking for a ride and you actually came au.
Yunho wakes up to a stranger desperately calling him "Yoochun" while blubbering about a cheating ex-boyfriend, a broken handphone and the vomit all over his front. Yunho obviously swoops in to save the day.

Tags: accidental nudity, bad writing, dbsk inception, drunk!jaejoong, jaejoong puked, jaejoong slept naked very very smexy, jaejoong watches porn/watched porn, jaejoong!innocent, jaejoong!university student, jaejoong!virgin, no sex as usual, nudity, situational humiliation, voyeurism accidental, yoochun!friends with jaejoong, yoochun!half present, yunho!gentleman, yunho!lawyer

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02 June 2015 @ 10:39 am

Frozen Heart (6/6)

Title: Frozen Heart
Author:

countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: Chaptered ( 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 )
Summary: Prince Jaejoong has a frozen heart from a curse when he was young, and Prince Yunho itches for to explore beyond his kingdom.
Also known as the one where Jaejoong has fairies or the one where Yunho has a talking horse.

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30 May 2015 @ 05:29 pm

Jaejoong's Cooking Show!

Title: Jaejoong's Cooking Show!
Author:

countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: NC-17
Form: One-shot, Sequel to Jaejoong's Boyfriend Tag!
Genre: AR, Fluff, Romance
Warning: Weird writing???
Summary: Part of a famous group on Youtube that does covers of English and Korean songs, Jaejoong does a cooking lesson with camera man Changmin as he shows their viewers how to prepare a meal of pasta.
AKA The one where Jaejoong films himself preparing a lunchbox for Yunho.

*retching noises*

Tags: alternate universe - childhood friends, alternate universe - high school, alternate universe - youtube, jaejoong!youtuber, jyj covers korean and english songs, no character development, obsessive tagging, yoosu, youtube

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27 May 2015 @ 11:32 am

Frozen Heart (5/6)

Title: Frozen Heart
Author:

countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: Chaptered ( 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 )
Genre: AU, Fairy tale, Fantasy
Summary: Prince Jaejoong has a frozen heart from a curse when he was young, and Prince Yunho itches to explore beyond his kingdom.
Also known as the one where Jaejoong has fairies or the one where Yunho has a talking horse.

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26 May 2015 @ 01:01 pm

How He Walks In

Title: How He Walks In
Author:

countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Fluff, High School, Oblivious Yunho, Romance
Summary: Yunho has been friends with Jaejoong ever since he began terrorizing the world, and he doesn't understand, as they prepare to graduate from high school, why Jaejoong wouldn't allow him to copy his stupid obligatory wishlist.

Tags: graduation, great title as always, high school classmates, jaejoong dumbass, yunho!brat

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